My master is sleeping...

...but meanwhile I've managed to break into Shangri-La, the closet where my master keeps my food! Muhahahaaaa!!

                                               I'm on the food diet. I see food, then I eat it.

Slurp Slurp

Pistachios are delicious things to eat. Crunchy and magnificent. YUM!

Master, can I eat all of these? Master?

*crunch*

                                                        
                Whenever you come visit my master, please bring me goodies. I will be grateful.
                                                  

Salmon soup...

...is tasty. God damn it is tasty. You should try it as well!

                                                  Slurp slurp. Oh salmon, you tasty fish.

                                                  Sadly all good things must come to an end.

I believe I can fly...

...since I got a wing. Screw flying though, I'd rather just eat this tasty thing.

                                Master oh master, can I eat this yet? Do I have your permission?!

                                                Get over here, bitch. You goin' into my mouth.

 

Mmmm....The taste of a delicious chicken wing + the floor....can't beat this combo.

Life is good

...whenever I get stuff out of the ordinary. Normal cat food is just plain boring by now. That's why I eat what I can find. Look how happy I can be.

 

Man oh man, french fries...sweet jesus, I just can't hold myself any longer. Did you take the picture yet, oh master?

 

                                                                Time to dig in!!


                            3 seconds later:

                                              Sometimes I just wish there would be more.

Frank strikes back

Hello again dear readers. Today I taught my master a lesson: don't be stupid. And most of all; don't be stupid and leave noodles in plain sight. You know I can't resist them.

                                  Mmm...Stewed beef flavor....doesn't get much better than this!

Sometimes when I have nothing to eat

I just chew on boxes instead. Cause that’s how I roll.

                                                           Take that, and that! Oh you so tasty...